![]() ![]() The cheapest guns cost more than the most spectacular penises. ![]() I popped off to various gun stores, only to be amazed at the prices. However, while exploring the medieval combat shopping city, I remembered that I wanted to get some kind of gun to go with my new penis. There was the futuristic anime shopping city, the futuristic dystopian shopping city, and the medieval combat shopping city. He had on some awesome pants.Īt Au's suggestion I visited several other SL highlight locations. However, I was impressed by the giant blue potbellied wolf avatar that was walking around the island. The ecosystem island is a verdant, trippy jungle, and no, I did not take the tour. Not sure if this was part of the ecosystem, I fumbled with my new penis's HUD display, but she turned away in disinterest before I could virtually whip it out. As soon as I teleported in, the first thing I saw was a naked woman standing expectantly at the ready. SL aficionado Wagner James Au had sent me a best-of list of locations to visit, starting with an elaborate functioning ecosystem. That mission accomplished, I needed to get my mind out of the gutter. The cum was voluminous, the pee torrential and sickly green. This peen even came with three programmed masturbation sequences, including autofellatio. It allowed me to "arouse" or "relax" myself on a sliding scale, plus cum or pee on command. I ended up going with the HUD-controlled supercock mentioned previously. It looked more like the penis had a sort of orange miasma emanating from its tip. Plus, the flames weren't all that impressive. Unfortunately, the gold cock never becomes flaccid, making it problematic for polite society. And only L$150! I had over a thousand Linden-bucks for signing on as a "premiere" subscriber, so this seemed like a good investment. (For snapshots of me trying the penises on and activating their various "features," you'll have to see the gallery.) Walking around the usual big empty box-house filled with ad-splattered cubes, my eye was drawn to a solid-gold penis with flames dancing around the head. There are many, many penises to buy in Second Life. I couldn't have childrens with anyone until I bought a penis, which I embarrassingly failed to do before. There were a lot of people at the beach disco, including a gyrating superhero guy who kept shouting "WHOOO WANTS TO HAVE CHILDRENS WITH SUPERMAN". When I asked if maybe she was overdressed, she responded, "Do you want me to have you banned?" Sheesh. One woman was bound up in a giant blood-red antebellum hoop skirt. In fact, very few people were naked at all, genitals or not. Much as I enjoyed floating around like a naked beach messiah, the naughty thrill of a nude beach lacks something when you don't have any genitals. This image was lost some time after publication. ![]() So I went with the first travel tip I received for reliable crowds - a nude beach. As discussed before, no one seems to really go to them except for scheduled events. Consider yourself warned.įor the most part, I quickly abandoned my plan to check out more Second Life incarnations of real entities. The report and a few choice pics are after the jump, and there's also a full gallery. Note that both the subject matter and visual material that follow are in no way safe for work. These are, after all, the specialties of Second Life. This time, it's all about penises, nudity, sex, guns, politics, virtual artistry, and so forth. Several people sent in suggestions for places to visit, and I hit as many as I could stand while accomplishing a few other objectives. After a couple previous visits into Second Life, I decided to give it one more try. ![]()
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